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Aug. 11th, 2008

Pulse: Jessica Jones: 8/11/08

[OOC: This is a page on the Pulse subsection of the Daily Bugle website. Completely open to the public!]

Hello. Greetings from my people. I have no idea what to say.

Check the photo they took of me. Don't I look smart and trustworthy and reportery? If I were you, I'd tell me everything.

That was a few more sentences. What next? Introductions? Introductions are good.

I'm Jessica Jones. I was hired yesterday by Robbie Robertson (yes, Jessica Jones, Robbie Robertson, we all have singsong names here) of the Daily Bugle. They're starting up something called the Pulse. I am the new Special Consultant, which seems to mean I write blog posts and comment on superhero activity. Why me? I used to do that stuff before I retired from the business. I was the flying fashion disaster known as Jewel. Thank your gods, spirits, and minor deities that I quit before I influenced a generation of impressionable young girls into thinking white leotards were a good idea.

So drop me some love in the comments if you actually read this and let me know what you'd like me to talk about. It's pretty freeform. I'm game for pretty much whatever people want. Besides, I think I get a percentage based on how many hits this gets. Vigilantism is not a paid gig, and I got rent to pay.

~Jess~